Ryan Volkert
Ryan Volkert

Ryan is a senior at Mayville High School and has acted in many of John's films. His most famous work is Boy, Get in the Pine Tree. He has a large family and likes to pick fights with his sister. He is often found zoned out playing with his toys. Ryan loves the movie Clifford. Martin Short is one of his biggest influences. Ryan loves acting, having fun, and eating.

The Interview
Ryan Volkert

Alias:
Dookie

Favorite Ninja Turtle:
Donatello

Special Abilities:
I'm able to zone at will.

If Pointless TV had $50,000:
I'd make more movies for PTV.

Dream cameos:
Martin Short

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
A big kid's version of a McDonald's playplace.

What is your favorite food?
Ice cream sandwiches and Billy B's mom's spaghetti.

Bios List

Jeff Thelen

Peter Simon

Ryan Erdmann

Bob Tobor

Travis Pahl

Clint Freund

John Shoemaker

Ryan Volkert

Robert Vis

Ted Malesevich

Red Voight

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Will He Eat It?
Will He Eat It?

This wasn't a really good idea, but it's pretty funny to watch. For some reason, Travis and I decided we should make Petey eat all sorts of weird stuff that we had in my kitchen. This clip has no real beginning or end.

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Home of the Mayville Film Festival

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PTV's parent site, among other things. Check it out.

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